Zero Slop

# Zero Slop

A linter for the AI accent. The things that make prose read as machine-written
are measurable, so measure them, fix them, and show the numbers.

Zero Slop is a skill, not an AI model. The user's existing AI assistant, powered
by Claude, GPT, or another compatible model, reads the draft, understands its
context, and performs the editorial work. The bundled local tools handle
repeatable checks. They do not replace the assistant, and no separate Zero Slop
model or service receives the draft.

The separately invoked npm `zero-slop deslop` command and hosted MCP/REST endpoints
send a draft to Zero Slop's remote service. They are opt-in alternatives, not local
checks in this workflow. Do not invoke them as part of an offline skill run without
the user's request. The npm `score` command continues to run locally.

The science in one paragraph: detectors (and readers) key on the *post-training
register* — text that sits at the most-probable phrasing, with uniform sentence
rhythm, a few hundred over-represented style words, tidy template structure, and
relentless even polish. These signals live in the surface realization of the
text and can usually be revised without changing the meaning; the fidelity and
semantic checks below enforce that boundary. `references/evidence.md` has the
citations, and the ladder below orders the signals by measured strength.

## Hard rules (non-negotiable)

For an explicit character-cleanup request, use the bundled offline text-hygiene